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For the second year in a row, despite an email being sent around and a bunch of people agreeing, I am the only one who dressed up for halloween.
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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) dir. Michel Gondry
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if you haven’t seen the brotherhood bloopers yet ur missing out
I kind of love the idea of Al being super sweet and innocent, but with the WORST potty mouth.
“I think we should try to bring mom back” is the funniest outtake of all time.
“Now will you please put on a fucking shirt”
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Google searches for the word “Night” peak at different times of the day for the US and Australia
this is absolutely wild like are theyre just people who are so confused by the dark they have to google it or
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That awkward moment when Hugh Jackman remembers he taught you at school [x]
I would die for Hugh Jackman
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this is what it’s like having siblings
Accurate
the screech lmfaooo
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Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide
are you fucking for real
Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright
Later
I found it! I fucking found it! In my fucking dash! Nothing can stop me now! *EVIL GIGGLES*
OMG SAME RIGHT I SAW IT A YEAR AGO AND WAS UPSET I COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN
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Anime is still a mistake
anyone else horny as fuck right now
Literally what the fuck
Me: Haha wow she can jump pretty high
Me, five seconds later:
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I was not ready
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I’m fucking crying with laughter right now, genuine tears in my eyes
i needed this laugh
omg
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When almost everybody wants you 😌